Vintage-Rainbows

Hi i'm kelsey :) 17. born new yorker

striders:

once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell

(via loserslol)

fasterfood:

why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once

(via liightup)

facethefall:

Of course Brad Pitt helped hand out plates and napkins. Dude’s got 47 kids.

(via disagreed)

coolbloqqer:

to the ppl who know me irl who follow me on here: shhhhhh shhh shhhhhhshhshhshhhhhhhhhhhh not a word u hear me shh

(via gr7gatsby)